Saturday, May 15, 2010

Name That Movie 6

Paul : You know, if we're going to do this we should write our own stuff. Then we don't get stiffed by the record companies.

John: I write stuff. Not songs, more poetry...you know,stories.

Paul: Add a tune to that and you've got a song.

John: You've written any?

Paul: A couple.

John: How do you know so much? You don't seem like the rock and roll kind of guy.

Paul: You mean I don't go around smashing things up and acting like a dick?

John: Yeah.

Paul: No. It's the music. That's it, its just music. Simple.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Name That Movie 5

Tommy Corn: [Albert and Tommy sitting on marsh rock] What are you doing tomorrow?

Albert Markovski: I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come?

Tommy Corn: What time?

Albert Markovski: Mm, one, one-thirty.

Tommy Corn: Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?

Albert Markovski: We always do.
[Scene goes blurry. Tommy hits Albert in the face with the big orange ball and then hits himself in the face with it]

Friday, April 30, 2010

Bunyi Vakum Berfungsi

Perlukah aku memulakan nukilan blog ini dengan kata-kata untuk menjelaskan habuk maya yang telah terkumpul dalam blog ni? Pastinya tidak bukan? Jikalau itu satu pertanyaan yang engkau mahu aku jawap, ternyata engkau tidak kenal sama makhluk ini. Ayat ci-bai.


Terduduk memandang skrin putih didepan aku ini, aku tidak berfikir tentang apa yang hendak ditaipkan malah aku tidak berfikir. Period. Ha ha. Tapi itu cerita lain. Bak kata orang kolumpo, apa cer? Ayat lagi ci-bai. Jadi aku hanya menaip perkataan-perkataan yang aku rasa nak taip. Kita lihat jika ia akan menghasilkan ayat-ayat novel melayu yang sdah di sunting oleh pihak penerbit atau hanya kata-kata pra fantasi.


Untuk kita tenungkan lagi isu-isu debat diatas, aku berhenti disini.
Ayat paling ci-bai.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Gambar Jalan-Jalan 3

Malaysian Hall



Mark And Spencer's Cafe



On the way to Carnaby Street.



Old Trafford



Sunday, April 11, 2010

Lame Bebenor

Okay, so I haven't been posting as much as I would have liked to but that's life. Deal with it (talking furiously with myself). It's been awhile now since I've issued out some thought provoking, well organized, intellectual yet funny things in this blog and if you know me, I'm not going to start now.

So till here for now. Heh.

It's still my fucking blog.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Pantas

Aku pergi makan di restoran yang menyediakan makan berat bersama kawan aku. Seperti biasa kami berdua sahaja. Order masing-masing dan kami mula berborak.


Sedang kami sedap makan beliau bertanya kepadaku "why don't you play football like the way you talk about it?".


Tanpa memikirkan apa-apa aku lantas menjawap "why don't you look like what you eat?".


Beliau sedang makan salad ketika itu.


Kami berdua senyap seketika.


Okay, soalan beliau sebenarnya bukan itu. Aku tipu. Beliau sebenarnya bertanyakan "why don't you speak like you write?". I wasn't offended. Tapi ia bagaikan satu refleks pantas yang keluar dari mulut aku.


Sorry beb. You know me well enough. Ha ha.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Gambar Jalan-Jalan 2

Ninja Canada



One things for sure..we love 'em food.



Ya, aku dan adik aku bawak bag roller berjalan-jalan hari itu sementara yang lain bawak lite..ini baru bagpackers sebenar.



Semua lokasi di atas, di universiti tertera.



Train station yang tutup hari Christmas. Aku tak tau kenapa tutup. Tak meriah pon hari itu. Ha ha.



Aku dan Sir Matt kawan baik, tapi dia sorang je dpt statue.